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Abort Greg Abbott T-Shirt (Version 1)

Abort Greg Abbott T-Shirt (Version 1)

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Seriously, enough is enough...what will this assclown pull next?
Sadly, that monstrosity of a declaration is just the tip of the iceberg...

We the People MUST TAKE ACTION to abort this reckless, micropenis menace of a dictator, before he inflicts any further lasting damage...or simply forces a bill through that can just effectively disable the ability to impeach his ass. 
Greg Abbott outlawed abortion statewide, but its totally okay King Greggy's royal proclamation was accompanied by his wholeheartedly sincere as fuck promise to "Stop all rapists, before they can rape!" Man, Captn Hot Wheels is so smart, y'all...I mean, why didn't anyone ever think of that before? Seriously...sheer frickin brilliance, my dude..."Assfuck Abbott's Lone Star Rape-Busters Brigade"...Governor Fuckwit must've gotten a hell of a deal on that fleet of DeLorean's necessary to outfit his newest gestapo of inadequately trained douche-nozzles carrying weapons of far higher caliber than their combined IQ. My guess is they're still in beta testing re: formulating a standard protocol for that whole going back in time to stop rapists before they rape anyone solution.

This shirt features an original design created by Queeriosities in Austin, TX.

This t-shirt, like all of Queeriosities offerings, is handcrafted in-house, using the top-quality materials, and printed on a soft, responsibly sourced, adult US unisex letter size crew neck t-shirt.

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