Alex Jones Eats Dog Shit V1 T-Shirt *ON SALE*

Alex Jones Eats Dog Shit V1 T-Shirt...

Alex Jones really does eat actual dog shit, I seen't it! No lie: I spied with my little eye that grimy, screechy, fecalfeliac pulling Divine's gag from the end of Pink Flamingos, straight munching down on a massive pile of white dog poop under the new moon one night when I was out walking my dogs. I live in Austin, and that trashbag, assclown is a public disgrace 'round these parts. Shit, if I hadn't earned myself a gottdang lifetime ban from the Nextdoor app, I'd hunt down some Karen-Cam footage of that morose motherfucker chowing down on some Labrador Linkin Logs just to prove it to y'all.
This Queeriosities original design is hand-printed with care by the artist at Queeriosities Studio in Austin, Texas using primo materials, and soft, mid-lightweight, adult unisex, US size, crew neck t-shirts.
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