Dickkasaurus Rex Handcrafted Phallus/Dinosaur Hybrid Artisan Aromatherapy Candle

QUEERIOSITIES UNIQUE HANDMADE DICKKOSAURUS REX AROMATHERAPY CANDLES MEASURE APPROXIMATELY 4" TALL x 2" WIDE Scout's honor🖖no exaggerated measurements here😂

This inaugural batch of Dickkasaurus Rex Candles has been richly infused with authentic Versace Pour Homme, which yields a somewhat masculine leaning scent profile.

(I legitimately cringed upon gendering that statement. However, apparently scent profiles are expected to be segregated + clearly labeled to declare a specific gender to whom the aroma may acceptably appeal...and, I do whole heartedly apologize if I have ignorantly overlooked any updated standards/guidelines re: maintaining one's absolute political correctness in attempting to convey a scent profile sans access to the obvious, ideal method of simply scratching + sniffing the motherfucker for yo damn self...so, please don't cancel Queeriosities if we have carelessly disregarded the inclusion of any further obscenely pertinalent, scent affirming credentials within our modest description of the afformentioned scent profile🤷)
These unique, phallic, prehistoric pretties smell divine whether you choose to display em on a shelf in order to gaze upon their majestic beauty for the remainder of your days or you are, low-key, a fricking firebug who just can't resist the urge to spark one up.
Our premium, hand poured, small batch, artisan candles are crafted using Queeriosities unique proprietary blend of sustainably sourced, organic, palm+soy+paraffin waxes which results in an incredibly clean burning, slow melting wax compared to traditional soy, paraffin or beeswax candles. Our expertly curated, proprietary wax blend yields a long lasting, scent-rich candle with a vibrant, ice-like finish, and emits a unique, subtle metallic shimmer as the wax heats up & begins flowing downward. This effect tends to produce an illusion of floating atop the surface area immediately surrounding the flame for the duration of the melt

Our Dickkosaurus Rex Candle is the perfect gag gift for almost ANYONE on your shopping list. Prank the guys at the office or have the ladies at the bachelorette party LOL'ing their gotdang Diva ups off. Queeriosities handcrafted, Dickkosaurus Rex Candle is the obvious choice for your next "white elephant" style gifting obligation because who wouldn't be elated upon discovering they've been blessed with their very own, majestic as all holy shit, handcrafted Dickkasaurus Rex Candle courtesy of the magnificent queerdos here at Queeriosities Studio?

You don't have to look like a frickin assclown by showing up w/that regifted fruitcake ever again now that we've made our Queeriosities Dickkasaurus Rex Candles accessible to just about any asshole who's willing to drop 18 bucks + S&H on a wax figurine in of a phallus/prehistoric creature hybrid which is intended to be lit on fire in order to watch it slowly melt into nothing more than a delicious smelling puddle of regret